i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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