just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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