Plan B is the new Plan A
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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