Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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