My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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