hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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