3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
