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it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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