who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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