ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Randomize
