yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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