Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She bit a glass in half.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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