her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
did i walk over a car last night?
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.