Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu

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(812): View more from Indiana

Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.

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(813): View more from Florida

so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.

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(705): View more from Ontario

You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.

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(810): View more from Michigan

during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"

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(305): View more from Florida

I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"

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(206): View more from Washington

Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?

(1-206): View more from Washington

That was me Mom...

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