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• (773): View more from Illinois

  is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?

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  it's more of a rinse.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?

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  By definition I think it does.

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  So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.

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• (984): View more from North Carolina

  I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?

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• (805): View more from California

  Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck

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• (607): View more from New York

  She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood

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  I'm pretty sure that's yours.

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