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  YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!

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  It is literally 8 in the morning.

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• (760): View more from California

  The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation

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• (619): View more from California

  We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"

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• (516): View more from New York

  Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS

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• (760): View more from California

  Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.

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• (212): View more from New York

  This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.

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  21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes

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