She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize