some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
