I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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