Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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