No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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I just found a bag of teeth...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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