if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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