By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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