next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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