She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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