You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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