Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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