shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
These tits shall not be calmed
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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