I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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