so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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