I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Oh god it's open bar.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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