hell yes lets make some ravioli
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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