i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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