I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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