Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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