He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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