O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I have tasted many bathrooms
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
