do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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