you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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