Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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