Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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