You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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