the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
