a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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