the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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