Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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