We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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