I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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