no. you can't hotbox the world.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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