Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I need to calm my uterus...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Randomize