After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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