he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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