I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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