anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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