Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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