shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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