We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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