You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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